What a crappy burger

Last time we've posted about the toilet themed restaurant, where you can enjoy a chocolateturd as dessert while sitting on the toilet. Now there's this professor Mitsyuki Ikeda who goes a little further with the idea of turd eating.

He and his researchers are trying to invent a burger made from real human turd. Say what? Yup, real turd! The professor says that sewage mud contains a great deal of protein. So he uses the extract from this protein to recycle it into a substitute for meat.

Is this professor nuts? Eating turd for real? Uhm, well according to this man the turdburgers taste like beef, because it's mixed with soyproteins. The bacterias in it are harmless. And another good thing about it is that it actually contains less fat, so less calories. So, the turdburger might be ideal for people who are on a diet, vegetarians or people who are angry at the massmeatindustry, yet secretly longing to taste 'beef' again..?